Showing posts with label blogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogs. Show all posts

Thursday, August 16, 2007

go ride magnolia fragrance malu f!

toni buzzed our yahoogroups about this malu fernandez woman who wrote an article for people asia magazine talking about her trip to greece and being stuck in an economy seat with OFWs. while she brand-name-drops her way throughout the entire article about her cavorting in greece then to boracay, malu fernandez makes the mistake of bashing her countrymen at her self-declared private hell of the plane's economy class. it has created such a stir in the blogosphere that there are reactions from all over. they're all quite interesting reads, from what i would term as uupakan kita, jologs na may Louis Vuitton bag retorts to the poor woman who thinks her poop is gold doesn't know better entries. other entries about it here, here and here.

my reaction to toni's email was, "isasakay ko tong babaeng to sa magnolia fragrance papuntang tawi-tawi, tingnan ko lang kung di siya masuka sa louis vuitton bag niya!" (i'm gonna put this woman on magnolia fragrance to tawi-tawi and let me see if she doesn't puke in her LV bag!). and my reaction to her article, "you're mouth and mind needs some lysol itself. some of your gold are stuck up your arse, too."

she also makes a retort here. an excerpt:

As I type this, I’d like you to know that it’s not about whining, complaining and bitching but just stating the facts. Just recently, I wrote a funny article in my magazine column and my friends thought it was hilarious. It was humorous and quite tongue-in-cheek, or at least I thought so, until the magazine got a few e-mails from people who didn’t get the meaning of my acerbic wit. The bottom line was just that I had offended the reader’s socioeconomic background. If any of these people actually read anything thicker then a magazine they would find it very funny. Most people don’t get the fact that they need bitches like me to shake up their world, otherwise their lives would be boring and mediocre. I obviously write for the a certain target audience and if what I write offends you, just stop reading.
puh-leeze. some people with lower socioeconomic background are better bred than you are. even if all they get to eat are noodles and rice to get by and you get to stuff yourselves with escargot and champignon (which is just the sosyal way of saying suso at kabute, noh). we may not be your target audience, we middle class people, but we can read and we know when we are being put down.

people asia publishers, why did that article made it in your pages in the first place? i know your mag is all about the finer things in life, one that majority of us can not afford... but to actually put down hardworking people who just want to give their families the comforts that you enjoy everyday... it's inexcusable. you're like a voldemort-controlled daily prophet who just employed rita skeeter.

i did stop in my tracks about my reaction and wondered... might have i done the same? might i have put down people of different calss? i had to review my entry about that magnolia fragrance ride to be sure whether i deserved to bury my head in shame as well. for most part of the entry, i thought... damn shit, letse rin pala ako! but thankfully, i saved myself from further shame by ending it with saying that it was a lesson of humility for me. whew. however, i realized that i should really be more conscious of how i deal with those who are different from me. because i definitely do not want to be like this woman.

i used to envy these people living the good life... to just be able to get things easily without needed to scrimp too much just to get it. but then, after all this... i'd rather learn to respect people without regard to their cash or class.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

shameless plug

once i was biyaheng mindanao. that blog tried to chronicle my experiences of the sights and sounds and feelings of going around mindanao for work. then things changed. i had to morph into the cross-eyed bear.

but there is no denying the mole on my foot. it itches to travel. to see places. to feel the grains of sand on the beach. the road less traveled. to discover every possible nook and cranny of this country. anywhere place i can drag myself to.

at the same time, i desire to be a virtual tour guide. to guide people to places i have been. to take them on a trip and explore with me the wide wide world.

so i started a travel blog. drop by BIYAHENG PINAS.

note: non-multiply users may go to this BIYAHENG PINAS.

Friday, December 29, 2006

filmfest movies

i've already seen two filmfest movies this year, and both of them involves superheroes. one is zsa zsa zaturnnah and the other, super noypi.

zsa zsa zaturnnah, i wanted to watch because i've read the comic and shared it with anyone who would be willing to read because it's one of the most hilarious and interesting Filipino graphic novel I've come across in ages. though i enjoyed arnold arre's mythology class (sana di nila gawing pelikula), zaturnnah was tickle-your-belly laughter that it definitely had to be shared.

when tat and i first heard the news it was to be a musical, we were quite excited about it. there was high hopes for that, really. and true enough, it remained faithful to the comic yet at the same time able to adapt transform the story into something else as a musical. the additions they made just made everything more crisp and witty and hilarious.

i really had no high expectations on the movie so i give it a passing grade. an 83 on the class card, maybe. i don't know why they had to put pauleen luna, alwyn uytingco and christian bautista's character in it as they absolutely had no point. felt like a waste of talent fee if you ask me. and joy viado looks more like aling britney than minnie aguilar, but my heart is still set with elizabeth ramsey. alfred vargas makes me laugh mostly because he really thinks he's good-looking. a ugh-what is he thinking natatawa kind of thing.

rustom padilla actually saved the day for me. he was able to portray ada's pain and confusion and gaiety quite well. the best acting he has ever done, if you ask me. maybe because it is something close to his heart. and kudos for actually wearing the costume. in fairness, ang ganda ng lolah moh! eula is still the better zaturnnah, as she is more gay, more beautiful and actually sings better as the lead character.

do watch it. it's not great, but it can make you giggle or laugh every few minutes or so. then buy the comics after. support Filipino literature!

super noypi, on the other hand, i had high expectations from. with quark henares on the helm, how could i not? he's into comics and super heroes and quentin tarantino... it's bound to be something interesting, won't it? absolutely wrong! nakapmpochangpanget!!! it's so darn ugly, my sister actually wanted to walk out of the movie house. i chose to stay and give it a chance. but to no avail!

there is no story nor clear plot. it's like a lousy mix of terminator and x-men/new mutants with out the proper teenage angst or interesting story line. too much unnecessary drama, terrible acting (led by mark herras and katrina halili. thank God for john prats and sandara park), and unbelievable casting (tatay ni mark herras si jao mapa at jennifer sevilla? hello ilang taon siya nanganak? 12? hello! quark, ano ba?).

ang panget panget panget talaga.

not even the nicely done special effects and mtv-camera movements could save the day.

quark, quark, quark... no matter how good your editing is, if the story is just too darn terrible, it can not and will not be able to save the movie.

and what's worse... there is a potential sequel in the making. damn! ugh.